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  1. Valerunner

    There once was a story.

    was just an innocent bystander.
  2. Valerunner

    There once was a story.

    They were then sued for malpractice; toes aren't supposed to shoot ice.
  3. Valerunner

    There once was a story.

    filed a lawsuit.
  4. Valerunner

    There once was a story.

    ...the multiverse was created out of Azerbooboo's giant pimple.
  5. Valerunner

    There once was a story.

    And set up their own Republic.
  6. Valerunner

    There once was a story.

    Who promptly committed genocide upon the hedgehogs.
  7. Valerunner

    There once was a story.

    Its hedgehog community.
  8. Valerunner

    There once was a story.

    It crashed, destroying about 50 million universes in the process.
  9. Valerunner

    There once was a story.

    Suddenly, everything went black, for Azerbooboo, the God of Time and Space, had turned off his DS. (One sentence at a time, folks.)
  10. Valerunner

    There once was a story.

    And the Ninja suddenly revealed itself to be the People's Champion.
  11. Valerunner

    There once was a story.

    On one of the planets, conveniently the EXACT SAME LANDMASS AND ATMOSPHERE AS EARTH, Mordekaiser, Lord of the Loud, Keeper of the Heavy, Master of the Metal, found an AutoTune machine.
  12. Valerunner

    There once was a story.

    One of the whale's warlike protrusions, a set of gatling guns firing mini-warheads, started firing at Wilson!
  13. Valerunner

    There once was a story.

    One of which was a chocolator, which turned ordinary chocolate into dark chocolate.
  14. Valerunner

    There once was a story.

    A disappointingly small but still big whale.
  15. Valerunner

    There once was a story.

    The fish watched in earnest.
  16. Valerunner

    There once was a story.

    The elephant was allergic to nectarines and conveniently died.
  17. Valerunner

    There once was a story.

    But by a really weird coincidence, it rained Welshcakes!
  18. Valerunner

    There once was a story.

    Wilson watched in awe as he realized this was no ordinary groundhog: this was the God of Really Weird Coincidences, Qwertyuiop.
  19. Valerunner

    There once was a story.

    The Elephant was merciless, having crushed an orphanage full of cute little orphan ponies with its clawed feet, thick as trunks to get to its next meal, the Mudkip.
  20. Valerunner

    There once was a story.

    He had to be quick, for the Golden Striped Elephant of Khatmandoo was hunting for him, its thousand tusks covered in the blood of its victims.
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